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Sunday, February 1st, 2009
11:31 pm
What seems more likely?
Is it an insidious alien race that has been manipulating humanity since before we climbed down from the trees? Is it a global effort of multiple secret organizations, that anyone with a library card can learn about, pushing us to some unforseen goal?

Or is it, as they clearly were behind the Kennedy assassination, the pigeons?

Current Mood: pensive
Friday, April 29th, 2005
12:16 am

Hey, just wanted to let you guys know about Strangewire.com, a blog for all things paranormal, supernatural, and the like from legitimate news sources. Unlike the type of sites and columns that deal in "wacky news"-style articles about goofy work mishaps and amusing medical malpractice, Strangewire attempts to deal with phenomena that are part of a bigger question, from strange lights in the sky in the south-west US, to a man with claims of a haunting in Australia, from zombies and voodoo practice in Haiti to global government conspiracies. Fox Mulder's favorite blog, in other words. Recent articles include headlines such as "FLESH CHUNKS IN IOWA WATER LINES" and "NEW JAPANESE GHOST DETECTOR FOR SALE."

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Nick, SW
Monday, April 18th, 2005
12:59 pm
Terry Schiavo, Democrats Ace in the Hole
Although coming a little late after the Presidential election, the death of renegade liberal, Terry Schiavo, takes the Democractic party one step closer to revealing the evil plan of the current Republican government.

"It was tough knowing her decision," husband, Michael Schiavo said. "It was her plan all along to stop the Republican Party."

Unbeknownst to the public and her immediately family, Terry was psychic. "She knew where our society was headed and she felt she had to take matters into her own hands. Having seen the fate of a "free" nation under a tyrannical ruler, she knew she was the only one to stop it."

Terry's family fought hard to keep her alive. "We all anticipated her psychic ability. When Michael told us, we were pissed at her decision," tells Terry's father Mr. Schindler. "We decided to fight and try to keep her alive on the off chance she should wake up. Then we could get the lottery numbers."

Now Terry's fighting spirit can rest knowing that the battle over her life caused a huge upset for the current administration.
4:04 pm
Aliens Are Alive
I found one right outside my window, any thoughts? Save the pandas!
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